Delta CEO Says Airline Is Testing SpaceX Starlink Internet in Flights
Any change is an improvement. Inflight Starlink Right now, getting online on a flight is not only extremely expensive but also clunky and slow. But thanks to SpaceX’s satellite-based broadband internet service…
Lindsay Lohan Accused of Taking Huge Payments to Shill Crypto
Who could ever have expected this? Crypto Trap The shills are alive with the sound of crypto, apparently. As Motherboard reports, a spreadsheet circulating showing the apparent “shill prices” for celebrities,…
Porn Star “Punishes” Man for Buying NFTs
“Men love crypto, monkey NFTs, and speculative assets because they appeal to men’s risk-prone brains.” Punisher Crypto fiends have been bad, bad boys — and one porn star is finally…
Planets Scream as They’re Ripped Apart, Scientists Say
Brutal! Oh, the Humanity An accidentally-poignant study suggests that some planets may emit a scream-like blast of cosmic radio waves as they crumble out of existence. In a new interview…
Billionaire Reportedly Running for Office Just to Destroy Elon Musk
Can he usurp the EV king? Seek and Destroy A billionaire software magnate is coming for Elon Musk’s throne. Dan O’Dowd made his fortune after starting Green Hills Software in…
Zuckerberg Dogpiled Over Plans to Monetize the Metaverse
“Yeah, good luck with that Mark.” Mega Cut Mark Zuckerberg’s social media giant formerly known as Facebook has announced plans to monetize its, uh, work-in-progress Metaverse — and creators are…
Absolute Unit! The Largest Comet Ever Spotted Is Headed Our Way
“It’s big and it’s blacker than coal.” NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope has made a spectacular new observation: what appears to be the largest comet ever discovered, at an astonishing 80…
Startup Says You Can Talk to Your Dead Relatives, for a Fee
“If I die people can come in and have a conversation with my avatar.” Emulator Magic It’s not exactly heaven, and neither of you would actually be there in person…
Ah Yes, Of Course Elon Musk Hid “420” in His Offer to Buy Twitter
Can you really say you’re surprised? Blaze It The man simply cannot be stopped. Even while making the oh-so-serious offer to buy Twitter outright for a whopping $43 billion, Tesla…
There’s a Terrible Reason That Doing Your Taxes Costs So Much
“You could be filing your taxes for free.” Tax Season It’s everyone least favorite and most expensive time of year — tax season — but these days it stings a…